Massage Anyone?
Categories: (Crazy, General) by Lisa Ruggles on 22-10-2008
A couple months ago Brandi did a post on fish pedicures.
On my own, I would never try a fish pedicure, but if a close friend really encouraged or dared me, maybe.
But this massage, NO WAY! This would be pure torture, I think I would resume the fetal postion for an extended amount of time. Did I mention that I hate snakes?
If you are near me and I see a snake, watch out. I just might push you towards the snake. That would put a barrier between myself and the snake. This is my natural response I don’t think. I just do whatever is necessary to get further away from the snake. I know it is awful, I’m just trying to be real here.
So for those of you who like snakes, here is the Israel Massage.


Would you do it?

Awww, come on. It can’t be that bad. I was going to buy you a snake massage for Christmas.
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I’m not sure…I like snakes, but I don’t see how that could possibly feel like a massage. Small snakes like that don’t weigh very much, know what I’m saying? If you find a snake that weighs enough to feel good while moving around on your back, like a boa, it will probably be very passive, because most large, non-venomous snakes are nocturnal.
I guess their scales could feel slightly good…do they use those to slough off dry skin? =)
I take it back…they’re not nocturnal, they’re just highly inactive most of the time. I don’t know what I was thinking just now…lol
how can they actually massage? thats weird.
id squash’em.
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NO WAY, NO STINKIN’ WAY! That gives me shivers. That would be a form of torture.
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Eeewwwwwwwww! No!
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Are you kidding me?! Who comes up with these things. I’m with Laura and Melanie on this one. Eeeeewwwww!! Uh, uh, no way!!!
And I can’t believe that girl in the photo looks like she’s actually smiling at the snakes. Ugh!
NO STINKIN WAY! NEVER! WE WOULD BE THROWIN DOWN THEN, CAUSE I’M SURE I WOULD DO THE SAME THING.
I would do it if it actually did something for me. I love snakes. Thats about the only animal we could have growing up because my brothers had allergies so badly. Anyways, I would do it… probably laugh the whole time, but I would do it.
Cherith…only you. First you say you would get that “boobie cake” for your baby shower and now you’re saying you would get a snake massage?
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I’d be too busy going, “You have snakes? Wow! Can I hold one? That’s so awesome!!” and so forth and so on… lol
I still don’t see how it would feel like a massage…
what in the world?!?!?!?
i’m afraid i wouldn’t be able to relax for fear of someone coming after me with a garden spade.
I wouldn’t be able to. Just the thought of one of them crawling somewhere they weren’t supposed to go would scare me… lol btw, my brother brought a tiny gardener snake in the house yesterday, so I find it ironic that you just posted something on this. lol!
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Okay… i stop by to read your blog ( I think, for the first time) and what do I find? SNAKES!? I’m done Lisa. I’m done. Me no likey snakes.
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I can’t even stand to look at the pics - so I’m guessing the actual massage? That’ll be a resounding NO NO NO NO NO!!!
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i don’t understand how that would even feel like a massage. i’m all tense just imagining it. ::heebie jeebies::
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